|Royal Shell Oil's rig, parked in Port Angeles, WA harbor.|
So, I started thinking of it in a more positive light.
And I wrote a letter to the Peninsula Daily News about it.
"I recently learned that the huge oil drilling rig that is parked in full view of anyone driving near Port Angeles Harbor is here to stay for a while (“Giant Oil Rig Probably Will Stick Around,” PDN, May 5).
This depressed economic climate clamors for some creative solutions, and that ugly rig just demands a colorful makeover.
How about we see if Shell will moderate its rigid stance of using it just for oil drilling and allow us to have it as a water slide for the summer?
And when the next rig arrives, perhaps we could set them up close enough to run zip-lines between the two of them so folks could have some more fun?
Even having tours of the oil rig would offer a tourist attraction.
When is the last time you were on one? Or even curious about what they are like?
Water taxis would make money taking folks out to the slide and zip-line or tours, concession people could set up hotdog stands and liquid refreshments nearby, and tourists would flock here from British Columbia and points eastward for a never-to-be-experienced-again, once-in-a-lifetime, oil-rig summer fun trip.
Hotels would have no-vacancy signs out because lots of other fun things would come from the energy of having a purpose in our harbor at long last.
Anyone with other ideas is welcome to submit them [to email@example.com. Or register a comment in the Reader Comments, below.]
I'm not wedded to these but wanted to get people thinking instead of complaining.
And, you know, there were some interesting replies and a few 'got' what I was suggesting... that you can take this huge yellow thing and make lemonade out of it.
I kinda wish Shell Oil would take my ideas to heart... and at least let us have some tours... my old Public Relations brain started working and I began thinking about all the positive ways they could turn around public opinion, including by starting with little kids getting on board with drilling.
Not that I really would want that, but my experience has shown me that when you want to shift public opinion for good, you start young.
Well, that's all the news that fits tonight.